Comfort Colors Emotionally Unavailable Raccoon T-Shirts

🦝Zero Emotional Availability-Maximum Raccoon Energy With Our Emotionally Unavailable Raccoon Shirt!🦝

For those who’d rather ghost than talk about their feelings, this Emotionally Unavailable Raccoon T-shirt says it all—so you don’t have to. Printed on ultra-soft Comfort Colors® 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee features a hilariously moody raccoon who's done with emotional labor and ready to retreat to his dumpster.

Whether you're a proud introvert, emotionally exhausted, or just here for the trash panda aesthetic, this relaxed-fit shirt delivers cozy vibes and sarcastic truths.

🎁 A Perfect Gift for Overthinkers, Introverts & Raccoon Lovers

Need a gift that screams relatable? This tee is a go-to for teens, college students, sarcastic coworkers, and meme-addicted besties who love raccoons, self-deprecating humor, and ironic fashion. Perfect for birthdays, mental health days, or just surviving adulthood.

Why You’ll Love Our Emotionally Unavailable Raccoon Shirt:

✅ Comfort Colors® softness with a vintage, lived-in feel

✅ Funny and honest message with a moody raccoon graphic

✅ Made from 100% ring-spun cotton—cozy and breathable

✅ Pre-shrunk, relaxed unisex fit

✅ Eco-conscious dyes + ethical sourcing

Product Features:

• Lightweight Comfort – 4.5 oz./yd² fabric (7.5 oz./L yd in CA) offers a breathable, everyday fit.
• Soft & Durable – Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel and lasting quality.
• Blended Options – Antique colors & Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/polyester), Dark Heather & Heather colors (65/35), Graphite Heather (50/50).
• Smooth Print Surface – High stitch density provides a clean canvas for vibrant prints.
• Flattering Fit – Modern classic fit with a narrow rib collar for a polished look.
• Reinforced Durability – Taped neck and shoulders reduce wear and maintain shape.
• Tear Away Label – For added comfort and easy branding.
• Eco-Conscious – Made with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes and supports Better Cotton™ practices globally.

🦝 Show your soft side (kind of) — grab this tee and let your raccoon spirit speak for itself.

Size & Care Instructions:

📏 Size Chart Available – Check our sizing guide to find the perfect fit.

🧼 Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and iron inside out for long-lasting wear.